It was Blue Monday and I had a dental appointment. I did not anticipate a happy journey.
As some of you may know, I had a dental appointment recently and took my acupuncturist along. I really hate the Novocain needle— don’t hate needles in general (obviously)— but do dislike that one for the after effects. I thought if I could do without I’d be happier. Turns out I didn’t need either the pain injection or the acupuncture, but try telling that to my dentist—who actually is a good guy but … no Goldfinger.
I did not wish to suffer the Purple Haze which I feel after a pain shot or the Whiter Shade of Pale I look like.
I almost didn’t recognize my acunputurist when he showed up at the office. He wore a suit all formal and everything. He usually wears baggy shorts. :D
My dentist’s office is not a White Room but all Colors of the Wind.
Aacupuncture produces better hallucinations. I see Yellow Submarines not a Black Cloud like I do at the dentist.
The dentist loves to chatter while he’s got all this stuff in my mouth so I can’t reply. He said he does understand but he didn’t.
I don’t know why he couldn’t understand me:
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Jon, my acupuncture guy said raise the left toe for yes and the right for no. :)
I tried to speak with metal objects in my mouth and a disgusting dental dam across half my face and thought of Pink Floyd:
“There is no pain, you are receding.
A distant ship’s smoke on the horizon.
You are only coming through in waves.
Your lips move but I can’t hear what you’re sayin’.”
Blogophilia week 9.5 – “A Happy Journey”
(Hard, 2pts): mention 3 songs with a color in their title
(Easy, 1pt): quote Pink Floyd
Blue Monday by New Order
Goldfinger by Shirley Bassey
Purple Haze by Jimi Hendrix
Whiter Shade of Pale by Procol Harum
White Room by Cream
Yellow Submarine by the Beetles
Black Cloud by Morrissey
Colors of the Wind by Vanessa Williams